Helsinki – What the Hel?

    Finland Helsinki, Finland   Feb 22, 2015    By

    On my travels people have told me that Helsinki is the most overrated place in Europe. I tried not to let that bias my trip, but I must admit…Helsinki sucked…a lot. What else can you say when the highlight of the trip was the ferry ride over from Estonia? The ferry was really cool – it had a shopping area, a few bars/restaurants, and it offered me the opportunity to embarrass myself by getting seasick after 14 years in the Navy…thanks for not laughing too hard, Hanna. 🙂

    I won’t hold the weather against the city, as it was rainy, dark and cold for most of my trip through the Baltic region, regardless of where I was. What I will say is that the ‘sights’ of Helsinki were average at-best, and the city had the prices of Norway, but none of its natural beauty.

    If I had to classify Helsinki with one word, it would be ‘simple’. The Rock Church sounded interesting, as it was literally a church built inside of a giant rock. I didn’t think something like this could be made mundane, but there was such a lifeless quality to it. It was a very simple church, with a very simple design, that just happened to be built in a rock.

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    The other church that was a ‘must see’ according to the tourist office was the Lutheran Cathedral, or the ‘white church’ and one of the symbols of the city. As I stood inside the church I felt like I could’ve been in a hospital waiting room. I understand that Catholic churches will always be more grandiose, with all the money injected into them, but you could at least have something besides plain white walls.

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    The views from the top of the cathedral stairs looked promising at first, but observing the panorama of Helsinki revealed a dull and uninteresting city…at least in appearance.

    I oftentimes plan trips flippantly, then cancel them later after doing more research, and I recall last year planning a 2-night stay in Helsinki. I look back at that now and wonder ‘what the hel’ I would’ve done with my time.

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